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PostSubject: Two Wishes   Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:02 am

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.

The man says, "I'll have a beer," and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?"

"I'll have a beer too," says the ostrich.

The bartender pours the beer and says, "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich came again, and the man says, "I'll have a beer."

The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change.

This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender.

"Well, it's close to last orders, so I'll have a large Scotch," says the man.

"Same for me," says the ostrich.

"That will be $7.20," says the bartender.

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found this old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

"That's fantastic!" says the bartender. "You are a genius! Oh, one other thing sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs."
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PostSubject: Re: Two Wishes   Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:27 am

ahahaha its alright
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PostSubject: Re: Two Wishes   Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:27 am

ok read it again and cracked up ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Two Wishes   Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:46 am

lols you're funny ^o^
others would read it first time and crack up
then the second would be like "oh..."
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but it's good thing funny Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Two Wishes   Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:17 am

nah .. tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Two Wishes   Sun Mar 15, 2009 4:53 am

hey anna are your the anna from tutor at bonny next to the temple yeah ? if yes its john from last year x]
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PostSubject: Re: Two Wishes   Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:27 am

yes .. ohh oks.. i thought it was some other john..
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PostSubject: Re: Two Wishes   Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:48 am

there are many jonhs, davids, peters etc out there
lols
anna, i met a new anna and a new betty today
rofl xD
stick to the topic people !
chitty chatty is in chitty chatty lols
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PostSubject: Re: Two Wishes   Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:01 am

LOLS oks...
LOLS that joke was soo funny .. ok im being sarcastic..
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PostSubject: Re: Two Wishes   Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:54 am

obviously lols Razz
but it's cool
a "chick" with long legs xD
be specific people use slangs in
their wish that's why it goes wrong >.<
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PostSubject: Re: Two Wishes   Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:48 am

hahaha..
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PostSubject: Re: Two Wishes   Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:24 am

I GET IT

better then the others

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PostSubject: Re: Two Wishes   Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:52 am

yeah you said it twice already lols
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PostSubject: Re: Two Wishes   Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:55 am

who are you talking too?
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PostSubject: Re: Two Wishes   Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:57 am

lols joseph
he said he "get" the joke already
and then again xD
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PostSubject: Re: Two Wishes   Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:06 am

ohh i never knew .. SMARt smart!
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