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PostSubject: Three Beers   Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:20 am

A guy walks into a bar and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches the guy go through a peculiar ritual. "Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, happy birthday" Each time he says the word he drinks the beer. Then he pays and walks out.

One year later he enters the bar again and orders the same thing. The bartender watches him go through the same ritual. Curious, he asks the bloke why.

"Well," the guy says, "I have a friend in Ireland and a friend in Australia. We have our birthdays on the same day. We can't be together so we have agreed that on this day we will each go into our local pub and have a round of drinks for each other. We have been doing this for 55 years since we were 18"

The next year the man comes in and asks the bartender for two beers. The bartender, a bit taken aback, places two beers in front of the guy and watches him say, "happy birthday, happy birthday!" The bartender asks, "so which one died?"

"No one."

"But you only ordered two drinks!"

"Yeah, well, I've given up drinking."
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PostSubject: Re: Three Beers   Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:17 am

i dont get it xD
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PostSubject: Re: Three Beers   Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:28 am

lols you know how he said he stopped drinking?
but he's drinking for the other two so he's still drinking xD ahahahs
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PostSubject: Re: Three Beers   Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:23 am

OHH I GET IT LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Three Beers   Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:49 am

lols yeah
it's retarded but funny xD
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PostSubject: Re: Three Beers   Sun Mar 15, 2009 4:52 am

mhmm :L
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PostSubject: Re: Three Beers   Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:49 am

lols
you're like the almost the only person who replies to my jokes
xD
like nearly all of them ahahahs
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PostSubject: Re: Three Beers   Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:59 am

haha what about me ..!
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PostSubject: Re: Three Beers   Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:56 am

anna you reply to only half xD
but like after joseph reply =P
i still love you and your
weird replies Loved
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PostSubject: Re: Three Beers   Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:47 am

sigh .. he just replies faster .. haha
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PostSubject: Re: Three Beers   Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:01 am

yeah true
i bet cha he's tracking the topic secretly
*nodds*
*looks around suspiciously*
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PostSubject: Re: Three Beers   Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:53 am

haha .. i got other stuff to do besides going on this forum ya know ..
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PostSubject: Re: Three Beers   Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:08 am

yeah i know ^o^
but like you're helping me keep this topic alive Very Happy
i like bar jokes ekke they're weird xD


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PostSubject: Re: Three Beers   Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:05 am

exactly LOL!
now i'm copying what you said .. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Three Beers   Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:29 pm

shame on you !
ekke ^o^
me too rofl
got any bar jokes? share with us anna ~ Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Three Beers   Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:10 am

not in my head..
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PostSubject: Re: Three Beers   Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:00 am

no i meant go search
and share with us woman lols
not from the tip of your head
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PostSubject: Re: Three Beers   Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:04 am

lols hmms .. next term .. im busy this term woman!!
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PostSubject: Re: Three Beers   Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:12 am

lols that's what you say now..
next term we're all gonna be busy >.<
no time for jokes looking T^T
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PostSubject: Re: Three Beers   Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:31 am

haha well you do jokes now ..
i do it next term
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PostSubject: Re: Three Beers   Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:41 am

ok im lost.. scratch
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