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PostSubject: It Doesn't Add Up   It Doesn't Add Up Icon_minitimeFri Mar 06, 2009 11:16 am

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."

Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What's going on?"

"Nonsense," said the wife. "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there."

The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. You're right, you know."
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PostSubject: Re: It Doesn't Add Up   It Doesn't Add Up Icon_minitimeSat Mar 07, 2009 5:14 am

lame muCh!! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: It Doesn't Add Up   It Doesn't Add Up Icon_minitimeThu Mar 12, 2009 6:32 am

lol i know ayee xD
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PostSubject: Re: It Doesn't Add Up   It Doesn't Add Up Icon_minitimeFri Mar 13, 2009 5:12 am

betty do you take lame jokes or funny jokes eh? lols
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PostSubject: Re: It Doesn't Add Up   It Doesn't Add Up Icon_minitimeTue Mar 17, 2009 3:03 am

lols uhms i take all ^o^
well some i think are lame but cute
lame but funny
lame but weird
funny but stupid
funny but cute
funny but weird
anyways the list just keeps going Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: It Doesn't Add Up   It Doesn't Add Up Icon_minitimeTue Mar 17, 2009 3:44 am

okies .. so mostly its funny to you .. i know you laugh at everything ..
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PostSubject: Re: It Doesn't Add Up   It Doesn't Add Up Icon_minitimeWed Mar 18, 2009 2:02 am

no not everything ~
i don't laugh at it jokes
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well unless they're cheating on one another and it's meant to be funny Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: It Doesn't Add Up   It Doesn't Add Up Icon_minitimeWed Mar 18, 2009 4:49 am

Laughing rightios
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PostSubject: Re: It Doesn't Add Up   It Doesn't Add Up Icon_minitimeMon Apr 27, 2009 10:20 am

what the fuck? terrible sense of humour
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