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PostSubject: The Good Samaritan   Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:14 am

A Good Samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?"

"Yep!"

"Would you like me to help you upstairs?"

"Yep."

When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked, "Is this your floor?"

"Yep."

Then the Good Samaritan got to think that maybe he didn't want to face the man's irate and tired wife because she may think he was the one who got the man drunk. So, he opened the first door he came to and shoved him through it then went back downstairs.

However, when he went back outside, there was another drunk. So he asked that drunk "Do you live here?"

"Yep."

"Would you like me to help you upstairs?"

"Yep."

So he did and put him in the same door with the first drunk, Then went back downstairs.

To his surprise, there was another drunk. So he started over toward him. But before he got to him, the drunk staggered over to a policeman and cried "Please officer, save me from this man. He's been doing nothing all night long but taking me upstairs and throwing me down the elevator shaft!"
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PostSubject: Re: The Good Samaritan   Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:26 am

LOL, I wonder how much it hurt when he was threw down the elavator thingy !!!
Why is betty the onyl one posting jokes ?!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Good Samaritan   Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:58 am

ahahaahs prolly a lot
breaking many bones, twisting ankles and dislocating body parts etc
because i'm the coolest Cool
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PostSubject: Re: The Good Samaritan   Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:22 am

im bored and shorty always make up a good joke to make me laugh =] Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Good Samaritan   Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:26 am

lame ones.
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PostSubject: Re: The Good Samaritan   Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:35 am

shut up >_>
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PostSubject: Re: The Good Samaritan   Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:37 am

its true ... well to me its lame..
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PostSubject: Re: The Good Samaritan   Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:55 am

well..

its lame and i dun get it

soz

D:
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PostSubject: Re: The Good Samaritan   Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:55 am

OH W8!

I GOT IT!

still kinda lame though...

no offence
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PostSubject: Re: The Good Samaritan   Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:11 am

haha.. someone agrees..
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PostSubject: Re: The Good Samaritan   Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:13 am

any1 else agree?

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dont take this bad but ur jks r kinda lame

get sum better 1?
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PostSubject: Re: The Good Samaritan   Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:15 am

ohh well i dont mind .. tell betty that when she gets on..
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PostSubject: Re: The Good Samaritan   Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:16 am

lol shell eventually c it

xD
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PostSubject: Re: The Good Samaritan   Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:25 am

yesh yesh!1 alien
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PostSubject: Re: The Good Samaritan   Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:59 am

joseph if you think your jokes are sooo great and not lame
how come you don't have the guts to post up your own?
speechless? pfft better be you ass
if you have nothing better to say don't say it then
this is a jokes only topic
where you discuss about the joke
not telling people to get better jokes
post up your own jokes and watch as i bitch about every single one of them and get heaps of people to agree with me!
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PostSubject: Re: The Good Samaritan   Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:54 am

im first haha!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Good Samaritan   Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:00 am

anna you're so weird xD
but it's true
joseph keeps saying this or that is crap/boring
he can just post he's own
and besides my jokes are cool, they keep the general thread alive >.<
well the lol ~ place
*nodds*
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PostSubject: Re: The Good Samaritan   Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:50 am

shorty o.o that was big talk LOLS
o wells shorty ignore him ur jokes make me laugh and smile all the time =] Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Good Samaritan   Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:03 am

SHAME ON YOU!!
SHAME SHAME SHAME shame shame shame!!

see betty see .. it seems like it .. dont tell anyone i told ya ..
or ill kill you!! put water on you next time LOL
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PostSubject: Re: The Good Samaritan   Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:38 pm

lols but anna
it was raining already today
i dun wanna get wet again >.<
i already know earlier and then julie told me too
Razz ^o^
gimme jokes ~ Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The Good Samaritan   Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:08 am

hahaha..
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PostSubject: Re: The Good Samaritan   Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:19 am

anna
let's make another rule
you have to talk more than 10 words =P
so it's fair or something ekke
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PostSubject: Re: The Good Samaritan   Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:28 am

what if whatever you wanna say doesnt reach 10 words ..
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