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PostSubject: Rich Tea And Sympathy   Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:09 am

There was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes, and had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece for several months now. As usual, his model reported, and after exchanging the usual greetings and small talk, she began to undress for the day's work.

He told her not to bother as he felt pretty bad with a cold he had been fighting. He told her that he would pay her for the day, but that she could just go home; he just wanted some hot tea and then, off to bed.

The model said, "Oh, please, let me fix it for you. It's the least I can do." He agreed and told her to fix herself a cup too. They were sitting in the living room just exchanging small talk and enjoying their tea, when he heard the front door open and close, then some familiar footsteps.

"Oh my God!" he whispered loudly, "It's my wife, Quick! Take all your clothes off."
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PostSubject: Re: Rich Tea And Sympathy   Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:18 am

dont get this xD
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PostSubject: Re: Rich Tea And Sympathy   Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:26 am

lols either way the wife's supposed to find the girl naked ahahahs.
and think he's cheating on her xD
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PostSubject: Re: Rich Tea And Sympathy   Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:28 am

lol why the fck he want that ? :L
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PostSubject: Re: Rich Tea And Sympathy   Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:45 am

i dunno ahahhas
but like he specializes in drawing nude girls so yeah lols
it's what anna calls a "stupid lame funny" joke xD
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PostSubject: Re: Rich Tea And Sympathy   Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:15 am

shutup betty LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Rich Tea And Sympathy   Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:00 am

lols but it's true anna xD
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PostSubject: Re: Rich Tea And Sympathy   Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:45 am

yeah yeah whatever..
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PostSubject: Re: Rich Tea And Sympathy   Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:02 am

it's ok at least you're reading my jokes ^o^
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PostSubject: Re: Rich Tea And Sympathy   Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:50 am

haha Nodding
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